The list love continues. One more list to make you happy or get you thinking. This time, it’s all about the major turn-offs. Girls are picky and this is exactly what you shouldn’t be, for them to pick you.
15. Gulp a Banana down your throat. Please don’t ever do that anywhere close to a girl So gross!
14. No drunk dancing wearing our clothes. Unacceptable. One, don’t get drunk. Two, don’t wear our clothes. How complicated is that?
13. Following us on Twitter and questioning every tweet. We know you like to be connected all the time but Twitter is where we like to draw the line. (And we all thought otherwise, didn’t we?)
12. Putting up ‘Emo’ tweets/ statuses. Bro, we are out of your league now. See you later, alligator!
11. Wearing torn shoes. You check us out from top to bottom, we go in the reverse order. If them shoes are ugly, we will be gone in a jiffy.
10. Get your ex/ female friends along when we go out. Really? Like, really? *rolls eyes*
9. Get your smelly socks anywhere close to us. We’d just assume that you want us to faint and that you are suffering from necrophilia. *runs away*
8. Beatbox while eating. We know you’re talented, but COME ON!!
7. Coming to the other sounds that your body is capable of making and the other chemical reactions that result into fowl smells that we and other people have to bear. Please, ‘kayam churan khao aur ghar pe kar ke aao.’ Burps and ass-burps are not welcomed.
6. There’s ‘wearing deo’ and then there is ‘proving that you missed your bath’. Former is must and latter is must not.
5. *Ooh! What a body!* So, you go to the gym? You must be wearing all those fancy white colored V-necks which are so hot NOT. You get the point, no?
4. If your moobs are bigger than my boobs, the door is that way, bro.
3. Don’t ever tell us to ‘go make a sandwich’. That’s it. We’re done. Goodbye.
2. Wear pants tighter than ours. What exactly are you trying to show off? We’ll see what we want to, have to and when we want to.
1. Get that Boom Boogy ‘Booger’ out for display.