There is not a single person who I haven’t heard cribbing about this heat. So hot, I could make a chapati on my pre-heated head.
Someone said, ‘it’s because of the global warming.’ Bro, this ‘Global Warming’ is going to kill all of us!
This aunty I met in the lift, very sweet and homely and all. But, sweaty as a frying pan. My roommate describes her as a frying pan who’s done with the frying chips business and the leftover oil is all over. Aunty, use a napkin, maybe?
The attendance in my college has increased incredibly since a week now. Even though we don’t have classes, students are seen roaming around in the campus. It’s because most of the students cannot afford an Air conditioner and the college has a couple of classes where the air conditioner is on all the time. What? We’re just utilizing the facilities we already pay for!
The funny part is, not only people in my area or my city are crying about this sulky weather but also the people all over the country.
Can it rain already?
I’ll store as many mangoes as I think I can eat till the summer is supposed to last, let’s just get over with this heat.
It’s sad because now men cannot hide their infamous moobs(man-boobs). They tend to sweat in the wrong places and reveal the wrong curves.
Yes dear men, even we girls thought the shorts and skirts were back in action but when we realised how much our skin would burn without any clothing on our legs, we decided it’s better to suffer for a short while than to suffer for two-three months straight.
The joy that one gets when he sees hot-hot chapatis, patted with some oil straight out from mom’s kitchen is also no longer alive. The thought of eating hot food when the weather is like such a burning furnace is not pleasing, is it?
The last thing that would piss you off in this heat is the walls. Your dear walls also are struck by this disease. Try moving your hand through these walls, you’ll know what I’m talking about!